there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

there’s no such thing as a convenient window through which to view che–

one thing bears have in common with gamers? they both “twitch” when they see a “live stream”. think about it.
it’s a classic scam. you buy cheap ingredients, renovate them using heat and other ingredients and flip em. by the time the cops catch up you’ve moved on to another dish
if you’re a fan of batman you hate the joker and you’ll boycott his movie out of principle. that simple.
moby dick is a great reminder that hunting a rare whale can be challenging at times
pennywise the clown taps into the deep rooted fear we all have that the clown who lives in our sewer turns out to be murderous
funny how the only people you hear talking shit about pyramid schemes are the ones who aren’t about to receive a hundred-fold return on their modest investment
in william shakespeare’s gritty “jester”, a failed jester shocks courtiers and ladies-in-waiting with crimes inspired by his japes and follies
if you’ve got some old bananas chuck em in the freezer. that way later you can throw out a bigger batch of colder bananas, conveniently
slugs are one of the only animals to be allergic to seasonings
it wouldn’t surprise me if ghosts or goblins turned out to be responsible for paranormal happenings