when magazines would do the thing where the cover star’s head was in front of the magazine name… fucking crazy
Anonymous asked:
i like to wear a light beige spring jacket and sit on a bench while eating a nice normal sandwich after work
everyone take note. THIS is how all my asks should be
when he says “warm touching warm… reaching out… touching me, touching you” in sweet caroline. that’s some shit koko the gorilla would say in sign language
they should make minecraft 2 with better graphics. and it should be set in a fictionalised version of las vegas
boggis bunce and bean from fantastic mr fox were down bad
there’s always one guy in the friendship group who’s always telling people to “be careful” and “don’t go too high” when they’re on the swings
Anonymous asked:
I genuinely hope you’re last post was sarcastic. There is no normal, weird, or different. You’re either your being yourself or you’re not, please try not to worry about the rest. Love you 💛💛
ok not sure what this means… weird stuff kind of freaks me out. please only send me messages about normal stuff… im a stan for normal objects and behaviours..
it’s not cool to be weird or different. you should be trying to be normal
Anonymous asked:
your blog. is sexy
all kinds of websites out there to be horny on. keep that shit off my web page
“greyhounds are beautiful gentle dogs–” ok you lost me there. they look like poisoners… they look like they receive psychosexual thrills from poisoning. is that “gentle”?