Problems with babies & toddlers
- Tiny little fingers and toes
- No good bones
- All of the bones are very soft & the skeleton quality is poor
- Can’t move properly, likely to die in the wild
- Colour of the eraser on the end of a pencil (white babies only)
- No knowledge at all basically
- Legendary smooth butts
- Overly proud of butt smoothness, probably
- Suffer from unusual diseases e.g. colic
- Need assistance w/ burping
- They will grow up to be teens one day
- Teens is bad news
10:52 am • 5 September 2011 • 23 notes