THE GREAT RUINED TEMPLE OF SOCIAL MEDIA. YOU PASS THE SHRINE TO OLD MYSPACE, THEN NEW MYSPACE. YOU PASS PING’S DIRT GRAVE AND INSTAGRAM’S GAUDY MAUSOLEUM. GREAT TREASURE LIES WITHIN THE TEMPLE, THEY SAY. YOU ARRIVE AT A DOORWAY. A SPECTRE APPEARS: “WHAT’S THE POINT OF FOURSQUARE”, IT WHINES. “WHY DON’T BOYS USE PINTEREST”. HOW WILL YOU PROCEED