well i hear what you’re saying but we didn’t ALL make “a lot of progress today”. personally, i was thinking about baby mice the whole time

file this under figurative requests to file internally referential blog posts

[gets in a huge argument with the other guys in anarchy gang for doing the red A symbols too messy]

rip astronaut mike. killed in space for claiming “space rules” when caught stealing from the bank in monopoly, in space

the slow erosion of the grand canyon is one of the worst ever attacks on american soil