conventions of comedy dictate the comedian must “punch up”. but what if powerful people are good & we shouldn’t make fun of them, and poor people are bad

just wish people would notice me for something other than my blood soaked overalls and huge knife

1950s dad peering over the top of his newspaper as he hears the surf’s up

you know what they say, bad news comes in threes. FIRST i spent too long in the sandpit, SECOND i made a just ok castle, THIRD only a few people applauded

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got my jeans grubby chasing rats around the park trying to pin a best in show ribbon on the handsomest one

a woman walks into a bar. it’s ladies drink free night, a constitutive element of global misandry. men need rights. not all jokes are funny.

sometimes what we don’t say is more important. like when i didn’t don’t call everyone in the artisan cheese shop bourgeois filth

[takes a deep drag on a cigarette] explain to me how gandolf from lotr didn’t embody all the qualities of a jedi knight