haha. nice… i get it [smiles in a way that reveals i do not get it, instead of concealing it]

i dream of a world where some day there will be no more trouble or problems. join me

GENRALLY SPEAKING I WOULD BE BANG UP FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT, BUT THIS — LISTEN TO ME, THIS IS — FUCKIN LOOK ME IN THE EYE — LOOK AT ME — LOOK AT ME — THIS HAS NOT GOT ME FEELIN VERY FUNNY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, U KNOW WAT I MEAN. DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH.

GENRALLY SPEAKING I WOULD BE BANG UP FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT, BUT THIS — LISTEN TO ME, THIS IS — FUCKIN LOOK ME IN THE EYE — LOOK AT ME — LOOK AT ME — THIS HAS NOT GOT ME FEELIN VERY FUNNY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, U KNOW WAT I MEAN. DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH.

Anonymous asked:

You are a disgusting piece of recursive vomit. It's like a horrifying feedback loop of spew that receives just enough attention to convince you to just throw up more trash like an ouroboros of human depravity. Everyone: stop shoving nourishing notes down his gullet, it's all just going to come right back up again. And it'll smell worse every consecutive time around.

one piece of advice i would give to anyone trying to insult another person is don’t get too colourful with your wording and never go too highbrow. calling me an “ouroboros of human depravity” distracts from this person’s key message: it’s overwritten, the reference is unwieldy and overall i just can’t escape the feeling that everything this person owns smells like his horrible unwashed dick. there’s dick smell everywhere and it’s bad. not a good result

it’s fine to get your moles lasered off unless you’re talking about the animal. why would you have one pet mole, let alone several

me and the lads like to sit around drinking the dirty paintbrush water until we all fall asleep from the poison

mumbling indistinctly about things no one cares about? now that’s extremely my shit

sorry i dropped a tube of toothpaste in the deep fryer and now it’s a fashionable dessert

[sees something bad happen to other people] so sad. but that’s life, i guess.