wearing a training coconut bra until i fit into a regular coconut bra
i believe everything happens for a reason. thats why i’m covered in over 200 ticks. who am i to pick them off
[interrupts a conversation about hoverboards] uh instead we got these wicked handheld computers. look at your phone. its a conputer.
i’m like a shark. i have to do insane violence to small fishes every day or i die
i like to interact with people so if you’re going to interact with me please give me something more to go with than anonymously saying “hi there pal”. it’s not a nourishing social transaction for me. thank you in advance.
got some cool new transition lenses that turn into novelty spring eyes in the sun instead of going dark
get to the point before the point gets to you, i yell, slowly throwing the knife at the loquacious professor
sick and tired of trying to catch some shuteye in an alley way and being woken by cats singing opera and playing old fishbones like a harp
hey all. hearing exciting rumours the new u2 album will be available free of charge on the i phone. very cool stuff if true.