I’ve been listening to this song obsessively for three days so here it is for you on tumblr dot com

yes i’m a riled up rural lad.yes i burnt the edge of a picnic table with my cigarette lighter & stole someones hose so what. why do you care

hmm. interesting interpretation, but no. when i say i lost at the horse races i mean the horses ran faster than me, not that i gambled fruitlessly

if walking around threatening people with a huge stick is a crime, then send me to crime house

haha. nice… i get it [smiles in a way that reveals i do not get it, instead of concealing it]

i dream of a world where some day there will be no more trouble or problems. join me

GENRALLY SPEAKING I WOULD BE BANG UP FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT, BUT THIS — LISTEN TO ME, THIS IS — FUCKIN LOOK ME IN THE EYE — LOOK AT ME — LOOK AT ME — THIS HAS NOT GOT ME FEELIN VERY FUNNY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, U KNOW WAT I MEAN. DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH.

GENRALLY SPEAKING I WOULD BE BANG UP FOR A LAUGH, RIGHT, BUT THIS — LISTEN TO ME, THIS IS — FUCKIN LOOK ME IN THE EYE — LOOK AT ME — LOOK AT ME — THIS HAS NOT GOT ME FEELIN VERY FUNNY RIGHT ABOUT NOW, U KNOW WAT I MEAN. DO NOT MAKE ME LAUGH.

Anonymous asked:

You are a disgusting piece of recursive vomit. It's like a horrifying feedback loop of spew that receives just enough attention to convince you to just throw up more trash like an ouroboros of human depravity. Everyone: stop shoving nourishing notes down his gullet, it's all just going to come right back up again. And it'll smell worse every consecutive time around.

one piece of advice i would give to anyone trying to insult another person is don’t get too colourful with your wording and never go too highbrow. calling me an “ouroboros of human depravity” distracts from this person’s key message: it’s overwritten, the reference is unwieldy and overall i just can’t escape the feeling that everything this person owns smells like his horrible unwashed dick. there’s dick smell everywhere and it’s bad. not a good result