maxlavergne:

What is real? What is possible? What do chips taste like out of the bin? Max Lavergne - famed seagull - takes you through the story of his whole life, from the early 1700s to today. 
September 25, 27 & 28 at The Factory Theatre, Marrickville, for Sydney Fringe Festival | TICKETS | FACEBOOK

hey everyone. it’s one week today until the first show in my run at the fringe. please come watch me crumble into a nice powder on stage

maxlavergne:

What is real? What is possible? What do chips taste like out of the bin? Max Lavergne - famed seagull - takes you through the story of his whole life, from the early 1700s to today.

September 25, 27 & 28 at The Factory Theatre, Marrickville, for Sydney Fringe Festival | TICKETS | FACEBOOK

hey everyone. it’s one week today until the first show in my run at the fringe. please come watch me crumble into a nice powder on stage

i believe everything happens for a reason. thats why i’m covered in over 200 ticks. who am i to pick them off

[interrupts a conversation about hoverboards] uh instead we got these wicked handheld computers. look at your phone. its a conputer.

i’m like a shark. i have to do insane violence to small fishes every day or i die

Anonymous asked:

hi there pal

i like to interact with people so if you’re going to interact with me please give me something more to go with than anonymously saying “hi there pal”. it’s not a nourishing social transaction for me. thank you in advance.

got some cool new transition lenses that turn into novelty spring eyes in the sun instead of going dark

get to the point before the point gets to you, i yell, slowly throwing the knife at the loquacious professor

sick and tired of trying to catch some shuteye in an alley way and being woken by cats singing opera and playing old fishbones like a harp

hey all. hearing exciting rumours the new u2 album will be available free of charge on the i phone. very cool stuff if true.